The Culchie Wrap

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Let's do the clap
Let's do the clap
Let's do the clap to the Culchie Wrap, if you can't do that just tap your foot, get into the groove and swing your butt.

I was going to sing a song but I can't sing, Ye'd all be out there just wondering why is this man shouting on stage has he taken a dose and started to rave. The King of the Culchies is some competition, coming out on top is my ambition, like being a Culchie from day one this festival to me is full of fun.
I won the Culchie Festival back in '98 and I have to say the craic was great, they phoned me up and said come back again, so here I am the "Culchie A Le Créme". I went one time on a Culchie Blind Date, I don't know about you but I believe in fate, I took a little lady out of the pack, and I'll tell you one thing, you're not getting her back.

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Now a Culchie is a person, woman or man, but Paddy made the rule on the women is the ban. He said one thing and its plain to see, you'll never see a man on the Rose of Tralee. It really doesn't matter to us who wins, its just great coming back seeing the boys again. It was great to be involved with Enda from Croi, all them girls paying to cuddle with me.

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Now being a Culchie is not so tough, you might look funny and a small bit rough, some of us are single and some are dads, but I'll tell you one thing, we're the finest lads. Its time to bring my Culchie Wrap to a close, I've to go to the jacks and powder my nose. Its great to see the look on all of you're faces, when I tell ya that us Culchies are going places.

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