Culchie Likes & Dislikes

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Things Culchies Like  

Things Culchies Hate  

A nice bit a ham.
Buttered biscuits.
Diggin Holes.
Saying tis too cold to snow
A dinner dance
Tayto Cheese & Onion
Countin money.
A stretch in d'evenings
Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
Starting conversations with 'Do ya know whos dead ?'
Pretending to like Harp or Pioneer
Marietta biskits.
Drivin inta poholes with the tractor
Shania Twain.
Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
Steel toe caps.
A big bowl of stew
Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA Matches
Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
The smell of silage.
A door stop of Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
Work Clothes
A bottle of mineral.
Fighting with d'neighbours
Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
'The' Hurling and Futball.
Bakin n cabbage.
Price of calves.
Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
Sayin' things like 'Well Holy God ... will ya look at that'
Dirty number plates so they cant get caught with the speed cameras
The Fear of Change.
A nice bit of Barnbrac with a cup a Strong Tay
Drinkin tay off a saucer.
Building stone walls.
Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
Flowery Spuds
Talking about the long evenin's
A good blackthorn walkin stick.
Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
The replay of the Sunday Game on Monday
Talkin bout machinery.
Sayin' things like 'Arra fer Jaysus Sake'
A good read of Buy n Sell.
Winnin a tukey at the cards.
Scandal, as long as its about other people.
Soda farls.
Sponge 'n Custurt

Payin tax
Slow puncture
Hay thats inclined te heat
Red wine (and white wine)
A heifer calf
Loosin a bet
Skimmed mil
k
Hitchin a lift in the dark
Cricket
Sermons about money
Eminem
Warble fly
Thinking about the price of diesel
Loosin the cross play for a turkey
Wimbleton
Fillin out subsidy forms
Wet turf
Bluebottles
A bad mart
People who know everything
Trying ta shave with an old blade
Porter stains on a white shirt
The budget
Dark evenings
Dublin winnin The Rose of Tralee
Getting sheep dip in a cut
Signin checks
Loosin ta Cork